jamie ann

In case you somehow missed it, last night was the 2010 Academy Awards. I’ve seen all of like, one movie nominated (Up in the Air) but really, I totally wasn’t going to pass up the opportunity for some snarky commentary via twitter. Don’t follow me yet? DO IT.

So instead of writing a big long post, I’m just reposting my tweets because I’m awesome (lazy) like that.

• Anna Kendrick is gorgeous. I LOVE HER DRESS.
• DUDE. ZAC EFRON IS SUCH A FREAKING BABE.
• I would do bad, bad things to him, I can’t even lie.  #callmezac
• SJP got some Queen Amidala Star Wars hair going on. Not feeling it.
• I definitely wasn’t planning on live tweeting the #oscars. It’s just that I have Very Important Things to say.
• @elysa Kraft. But I’m really digging Amy’s Kitchen mac and cheese right now! (mac and cheese talk break!)
• Why is Miley Cyrus there? I can’t stand this bitch. And she needs to stop slouching. YOU’RE ON THE OSCARS RED CARPET.
• Not interested in Taylor Lautner when I have to see his face, hear him talk or see him with a shirt on.
• RT @tomandlorenzo MERYL STREEP IN CHRIS MARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PROJECTRUNWAY #OSCARS
• Gabby is so cute with her posing up there.
• NPH OMG
• I would really like a sparkly dress, please.
• Amanda Seyfried is gorgeous. Miley makes me stabby. STOP TALKING.
• RDJ. Another babe.
• I want to go watch Ferris Bueller now.
• The top and bottom of Zoe Saldana’s dress don’t look like they go together.
• I love that Kanye has now been made into a verb. That broad in purple totally Kanyed that dude.
• Rachel McAdams = STUNNING.
• I type with purpose.
• What a fierce bitch. She totally knows it too. (re: costume designer’s win)
• STOP SLOUCHING KSTEW. (Her dress is so pretty though)
• MY BB ZAC OMG.
• Elizabeth Banks dress is ridic. I’m in love.
• More babes. Less boring.
• A suited up Bradley Cooper is the best kind of Bradley Cooper.

The summary for the tl;dr crowd: Babes. Sparkles. Stop slouching. Who invited the Disney kids? Boring. And apparently I have no comments on the actually awards because I just don’t care. Now can someone just let me write for Gawker now or something, please?

Best dressed? Worst dressed? Did you actually watch the movies unlike me and think the awards we’re given out to the right people?

DO TELL.

P.S. I would also like this dress.

P.P.S. And this one:

P.P.P.S. But mainly this one as long as I don’t have to have Cameron Diaz’s face: