things I just don’t get

Monday, August 3rd, 2009
  • Shark Week
  • adding TW to every word because of Twitter
  • Dane Cook
  • people who are ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION and ignore multiple important emails
  • possible employers not realizing my absolute awesomeness and just begging me to work for them*
  • Chicago weather
  • people who treat you like shit then have the balls to ask you for favors
  • lying by omission
  • why 3oh!3 felt the need to throw Helen Keller into a song that was catchy and fun and ruin it***
  • Britney Spears hanging out with Lindsay Lohan again
  • puppies who like to jump on your bed after playing in puddles

Feel free to add to the list in the comments.
* Before anyone jumps on me for that statement, I know it doesn’t work that way. Ever heard of a little exaggeration?**
** But for the record? I really am effing awesome so shut it.
***I’m not saying they are musical geniuses, it’s just a fun song. Okay, music snobs?

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