the circus and britney should hire me

May 1st, 2009 at 10:20 am . Posted in amazing things, music .

Basically, I’m all sorts of in love with Britney Spears (pretty sure everyone knows that though). The show Wednesday just confirmed it more if that was possible.

I fought my way through all the strippers and skanks, teeny boppers and dudes who acted like they didn’t want to be there but secretly, inside, they were loving it to my seats which were on the top level but still great view. Put up with the Pussycat Dolls screeching about buttons and hating this part. Drank my pink lemonade vodka something or other. Watched some reject wanna be Cirque du Soliel performances during intermission. Dealt with Perez Hilton’s annoying ass on screen for the intro (HATE PEREZ).

Then finalllly sparks flew out, music started thumping and BritBrit decended from the ceiling heavens and all was right with the world.

First off, let’s get this out of the way. We all know Britney isn’t going to sing so the whole OMG WHY PAY $XXX FOR TICKETS JUST TO SEE HER LIPSYNC shit is pointless. You go there knowing it’s not going to happen so shut up.

I didn’t go to see Britney sing. I went to see a show.

She is a performer. An entertainer.

And you know what, it was awesome. She put on a great show. The costumes, the vibe, the stage, her dancers – everything. There was a lot off of Blackout which is a great album, better than Circus in my opinion. Of course, the classics like Toxic, Baby One More Time and Slave For You. Even a sexy as hell video of Sweet Dreams.

Sorry, no pictures. I forgot my camera and my iPhone camera was just not cooperating.

I would go see it in a second if I had the chance. Go catch the Circus if the tour comes your way. Seriously.

P.S. Britney, I think you need to hire me for your social media team. You’re a rockstar, I’m a rockstar. It’s meant to be.

Let’s make it happen!

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  1. Ben
    May 01, 2009 @ 10:28 am

    Oh Britters…I still hate that I didn’t go to her Onyx Hotel tour when I had the chance.

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  2. freeteyme
    May 01, 2009 @ 11:07 am

    I am not a fan, but I’d like to see her when I get a chance. Glad you had a great time!

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  3. Jackie
    May 01, 2009 @ 11:34 am

    I’m so jealous! I love Brit, but the tickets were just too expensive for me. Plus, no one I know likes her (I know, I need to get new friends) and there’s no way I’m wandering to DC (or was it VA) all alone.

    Jackies last blog post..I found the answer!

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  4. Jess
    May 01, 2009 @ 11:40 am

    OMG it sounds awesome and I am way totally jealous.

    Jesss last blog post..Logistical dog-related question

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  5. Jackie
    May 01, 2009 @ 11:51 am

    I wish I had seen her when she was in DC! And I hate Perez too.

    Jackies last blog post..Few Things

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  6. Mara
    May 01, 2009 @ 1:40 pm

    I’m still bitter my tickets to the Onyx Hotel tour were made obsolete by cancellation, but I was dying to go to this. I agree, she’s a performer, not a singer.

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  7. Travis
    May 01, 2009 @ 2:20 pm

    She didn’t say her pussy was hanging out, did she?

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  8. Pam
    May 01, 2009 @ 2:40 pm

    I am so glad you had fun! I still don’t understand why the Pussycat Dolls were touring with her. They suck as performers.

    Just saying…

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  9. Fab Brunette
    May 01, 2009 @ 2:56 pm

    I’m glad you had a great time! I saw her in Toronto and she was AMAZING!! I loved it!!

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  10. Carissa
    May 01, 2009 @ 3:12 pm

    I would have loved to be there! I haven’t been to a concert in so long, I would love to go to a high energy show like that. too bad you forgot your camera though! though, concert photos never really turn out that good anyway :)

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  11. Angela
    May 01, 2009 @ 3:28 pm

    Lol, I went and saw her “Oops I Did It Again” tour in 7th or 8th grade. I enjoyed it. But, I probably wouldn’t go to another one.

    And Perez? Seriously? Ugh. He needs to get over himself.

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  12. Cait
    May 01, 2009 @ 10:06 pm

    Jealous!! By the time I realized she was coming to the venue around here, it was too late, and tickets were probably too expensive for me anyway. But I love her too!

    I’m constantly defending how I like her for her performance factor, because yes, I know she doesn’t really sing live, blah blah blah. I took dance lessons forever and I love to perform, and so I love watching her for that reason.

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  13. Maggie
    May 01, 2009 @ 11:13 pm

    I’m still totally jealous you got to go. I’m glad you had an awesome time, even if you are a perez hater….

    Did she say anything crazy?? if not, I’d feel slightly ripped off. That’s just my opinion though.

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  14. Lauren
    May 02, 2009 @ 12:16 am

    That’s awesome that you had such a good time and that the show was so good. I would love to see Britney…you’re absolutely right that she’s an entertainer. :)

    Laurens last blog post..Trying To Make Up For Sally’s Bad Birdie Karma.

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  15. enny
    May 02, 2009 @ 6:24 am

    I SO hope she comes to Australia!1

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  16. enny
    May 02, 2009 @ 6:26 am

    I SO hope she comes to Australia!

    ennys last blog post..Progress

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  17. Wardell
    May 02, 2009 @ 10:36 am

    Great post, someone else I follow on twitter went to see her Chicago performance, @B_Tab. I’m not a fan of PH either. I remember when Britney started hiring for her SM team, apparently you need degree from an ivory league school to blog for Britney, eh any way glad you had a good time.

    Wardells last blog post..Chicago Nerd Social Club Kickoff Event

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  18. Jessica
    May 02, 2009 @ 10:58 am

    So glad you had fun. I wish I could have seen the crowd! People watching must have been awesome.

    Jessicas last blog post..The "joys" of being petite

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  19. nicoleantoinette
    May 02, 2009 @ 11:14 am

    Dude, imagine if she really did hire you.

    nicoleantoinettes last blog post..iced tea, a busy mind, and not being a hypochondriac

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  20. andhari
    May 02, 2009 @ 2:24 pm

    LOL so is it safe to say you’re the Britney SPears of social media?

    Only with talents of course :)

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  21. tia
    May 03, 2009 @ 1:22 am

    dude. i totally would’ve gone to see britney.

    jealous.

    tias last blog post..Overdue postmark.

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  22. J
    May 03, 2009 @ 10:20 pm

    Won’t lie. Love Brit. Own all her CDs. Play them in the car. At the gym. Pretend I’m her. Shhhh.

    Js last blog post..Grey

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  23. katelin
    May 04, 2009 @ 12:17 am

    i would love to see one of brit’s shows, i feel like it’s gotta be amazing. glad you had a great time. woo.

    katelins last blog post..Blurry blogging.

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  24. Rebekah
    May 04, 2009 @ 1:12 pm

    You couldn’t have said it better. She’s a fantastic entertainer and we go to her shows to be entertained. So what if she lip-synchs? God, who COULD sing doing some of that crazy stuff?

    Glad you had so much fun!

    Rebekahs last blog post..Because you really have nothing else to do

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  25. MinD
    May 04, 2009 @ 3:55 pm

    No pictures? Bummer. Still jealous though.

    MinDs last blog post..I’d be the mom whose child got stuck in a well.

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