jamie ann

So today I was thinking about Halloween and how I maybe, possibly, could be, but probably won’t, dress up this year. First thing that came to mind, Harry Potter. No, not be The Boy Who Lived, but a Harry Potter themed costume. Since I am oh so intelligent, I like to think I would be Ravenclaw. I go about my business and type “Ravenclaw costume” or something of that sort into trusty Google and see what comes up. I’m looking and looking and finally come across this……

Gryffindor is obviously the slutty house since this comes in no other colors but that’s besides the point. Is Harry Potter not even safe from Halloween whorey-ness?

Walking around in lingerie that is black and yellow, does not make you a bumblebee. Adding wings to your Victoria Secret skivvys does not make you Gisele, or even an angel. A sexy border control officer? A hot taxi driver? Please spare everyone.

Seriously.