jamie ann

In honor of America’s Next Top Model being on tonight, I thought it necessary to post some Tyra Banks fierceness.

I’m saying Heather ftw! I love her. She’s from Valpraiso, which is like an hour away from me. I definitely was not rooting for Ebony, even though she was from Chicago. Her photos were not impressive and she looked better before her makeover.

I’ll end the entry with everyone’s favorite Tyra freak out:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29SuuEKztPc&rel=1]

Here is a Halloween picture of me for you:

Okay, not really, it’s just me acting a fool in Target this weekend.

Happy Halloween!

I decided to do a 100 Things About Me type deal that all of blog world has done. It’s over on the right if you would like to be amazed with 5 new facts about me. I know you are chomping at the bit, trying to get over there to read more of my inane ramblings!

This sounds pretty lame but I’m really excited about my blog. A week and a half ago I had like 10 views, if that, today I am at about 100 and it is only 3:00PM. People are also commenting which is awesome. I think a lot of it is from NaBloPoMo, (which starts Thursday if you are interested in getting in on the action) but either way any traffic I get is great!

I’m counting down the minutes until I can leave work. I have a great evening with my favorite person and good tv lined up so I’m ready to go now! Weeds and the Hills (okay, The Hills is not good tv, more like amusing tv) were on yesterday and Nip/Tuck starts today. Thank goodness for DVR!

I kind of hate Dane Cook. No…I do. I think his is the least funny person in the world. Okay, well there are probably more people in the world who are less funny that Dane Cook, but how about out of people who are suppose to be funny? That works. He is the most unfunny guy who is suppose to be funny, considering he is a “comedian”. In fact, he almost ruined the movie I saw this weekend.

Steve Carrell is probably one of the funniest guys in the world (along with my favorite George Lopez, but that is another entry in itself). I mean, seriously, have you seen The Office? If you haven’t, you should probably stop reading my blog, we are not friends (I’m just kidding, don’t stop reading, ilu).

Oh and Emily Blunt was in it! Remember her from Devil Wears Prada? Love her! It was kind of weird not hearing her speak with an accent though. Whatever, that girl is fabulous, no matter how she talks.

Main points of this entry:

- Steve Carrel is hilarious.

- Emily Blunt is fabulous.

- Dane Cook is the most unfunny guy who ever lived.

- Watch the Office.

Evidently so.

Abigail Breslin:

The runway look for Prada fall/winter 07-08:

Interesting.

The worst “celebrity” couple in the history of the world dresses up for Halloween.

Sometimes during the week, I will wake up early for one reason and one reason only: Dawson’s Creek reruns on TBS. I love me some Dawson’s Creek. Pacey was a total babe. Seriously. He was. Dawson rambled on and on about soul mates. Jack was too busy playing football and trying not to get hated on because he was gay. Pacey, well, he was the constantly in trouble, but devilishly good looking one.

Pacey (yeah, I know his name is Josh but I will call people by their tv names forever. I don’t even care) hasn’t been on tv since the Creek ended. He’s been in a few movies here and there but nothing that really sticks out in my mind. Well, besides one of my favorite childhood flicks from back in the day:

The Might Ducks. That’s right. I loved those movies. Also, he had a cameo in Ocean’s Eleven, which unfortunately I could not find a screen cap from.

Imagine my surprise when earlier this week I hear, Josh Jackson (Pacey, forever in my heart!) is going to be on 3 episodes of my most favoritest tv show ever,  Grey’s Anatomy! They should add him to the cast so my 13-year-old-self and my 23-year-old-self will be totally content with life.

Oh and even though Suri Cruise is the cutest bb in the world,

The way it should have been, guys.

I was having a discussion with my sister about things that should be illegal in regards to fashion. I’m talking huge don’ts. I consider these major fashion offense. Please feel free to add your own fashion don’ts or to contest my own rules.

1. Crocs. Are you a doctor? Are you on your feet all day that you need to wear shoes made out of foam? Yes, I am sure they are comfy but who honestly walks into a store and says, “Oh wow! Look at the those cute shoes!”. No, I really doubt you do. They are not cute. Not even a little bit. Please stop wearing them.

2. Logo tees, all over print and saying tees. Shirts that scream a brand name are not necessary. There are much more fun things to buy that don’t literally brand you. All over print was cool like 2 years ago. Now you can throw anything all over a hoodie and people with buy it. Tees with sayings on them, yeah, not witty or funny. If you need your shirt to be funny to get attention, that does not say much for your glowing personality.

3. Victoria Secret PINK. Not so much the items, more the girls who decide to wear a full on PINK sweat suit. PINK sweat suit because are too lazy to get a regular outfit on, but still have enough time to do their hair and cake on the make up. I have to admit, I do own PINK items but I most definitely DO NOT wear them out in public to the mall or to school. I really just like the little dog, to be honest.

4. Fake designer handbags. I know some handbags are ridiculously priced. Not everyone can afford a $1200 bag, I know I can’t. But if you are going to buy a fake bag, please at least let it be a good fake. And don’t wear your replica Stam with your ratty tee shirt or sweatpants. It just makes it all the more unbelievable.

5. Ugg boots. Ugg boots are practical if you live somewhere it gets cold. Wearing Uggs with your denim mini is just ridiculous. Throw leggings on under the mini and you will make me flinch.

6. This is the most important rule of all. Listen closely. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. No, I’m sorry, they are not pants. Leggings under skirts or dresses are also not cute but not as bad. Big shirts and leggings are gross. Metallic leggings, print leggings, latex looking leggings, lace bottomed leggings, THEY ARE NOT PANTS. THEY WILL NEVER BE PANTS. STOP WEARING THEM AS PANTS.

Linds, take note. Leggings = not pants.

Especially that of the Tila kind.

I watch my fair share of bad television. I am an avid watcher of The Hills, sometimes the Real World (not this season though. I flinch if I come across it flipping channels, yes, it’s that bad) and even the dreadful Laguna Beach. Funny how these are all MTV shows, but anyway, the point of this all is MTV has gone too far.

MTV has sunk to a new low. We all know MTV hasn’t played music in a very, very long time, even Justin Timberlake said so at the VMAs. The cheesy, scripted dating shows were getting out of control as well. But then they go and make A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

Who is this broad? A “model, singer and entertainer”. What is she best known for? Being the most popular person on Myspace. So they give this girl a show?!

Seriously, MTV, get someone attractive next time if you must make a new horrible show, not some busted looking Myspace random. Having 4 million friends, does not make you interesting, let alone deserving of your own show.

I tend to pronounce it like NABLAAMO! You know like the word KABLAAMO! I think it makes it more fun.

Annnnnnyway, National Blog Posting Month. Are you down? Basically, it’s about posting every day in November until you want to throw your blog out the window. I think it will be fun. You can find new blogs to read, get your blog out there more and just push the limits of blog writing to where they have never been before.

Now I am probably running late for my meeting at school with an counselor because I HAAAD to blog. Anyway, next post will be a review of Britney Spears’ new album Blackout!